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NES4EVER posted...

Oh noes

Looks like everyone's curling hottie might lose her bronze medal!

name?
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Dustin1280 posted...

I disagree, but it is damn good and funny most of time...

I was cringing on this punishment...

Damn, that was rough lol
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Every time I watch it, I just can't stop laughing. Every skit they do is funny or funnier. I generally have to stop myself from watching, not because it gets boring, but because it's too damn entertaining.
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berfp
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I still think Winter Soldier is slightly better due to the rewatchability but BP was really good. It felt like a movie movie instead of a comic movie. It had morals and ideologies and tried to say stuff and the villian was a little over the top but still interesting. I liked the aesthetic, the soundtrack, and goddamn the girls in the movie are all so fit and fine.
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MuayThai85 posted...

I'm married and still deed at least once a day. Sex is usually 5-6x per week. Even on days when we have sex more than once, I still find myself deeding at some point during the day.

If you have a girl already at home, you've reached the final level. Congrats. I'm doing this because I don't have that.
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Ser_Jaker posted...

After like a few days you get over the urge

Uh, hell no.
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ehhwhatever posted...

man you must really go crazy on Christmas day. why Sunday only?

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TheGrindery posted...

Why only Sunday? Is it a religious thing?

Nah, just seems like a nice end to the week.

pieisthebest posted...

Sounds like not deeding is affecting your life more than it affects people who do deed

Probably, but there's something exciting about it too. I also did it frequently so it's a nice change of pace.
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I only deed on Sunday now and goddamn man I go crazy all week. I can barely focus when I'm at home. It makes talking to girls easier though.
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Final
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re bump.
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sktgamer_13dude posted...

Define big

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/9c/7d/739c7d62e9d8df8331a326122a2d3c4e.jpg

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1UDGfPpXXXXbuXFXXq6xXFXXXn/Chubby-Girl-Sexy-Plus-Size-Max-7XL-Women-s-Wet-Look-Bra-Spaghatti-Strap-Sheer-Babydoll.jpg_220x220.jpg

Probably something around these, maybe slightly larger in some places but smaller in others
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I checked out her profile page and her photos look like, really convincing that she's skinny and stuff. Mainly face pics and a few body pics. I met her before and I could've smashed because she was like, OVERLY into me, but she was slightly too big for me and also she was really crazy. But now I was like, her hotness (assuming she's skinny) is now worth the crazy.

I friended her because I'm like, damn now I can feel good about smashing her. It turns out just her photo skills got better because in other pics, she still looks big. Not AS big as she used to, but like, still big. I'm still most likely gonna smash just because my standards have lowered (or became more realistic), but I'm kinda disappointed. To be fair though, the bamboozle was hilarious. I was like, WTF are you kidding me.
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Backdoor sluts 9
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My record is 165 thoughts and prayers and 0 lives saved.
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PoopPotato posted...

You're one of those weird people that asks someone to repeat themselves and then mouths the words as they say them again.

You're one of those weird people that assumes weird things about internet strangers
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When I look at their mouths, I feel like I can look at their entire face better and also it helps me understand more because I see them mouthing the words they're saying. With eyes, it's just kinda boring to look at cause it doesn't really change.
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I think people will lose interest once the current top players retire.
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I don't get why people think you need to be some Buddha-spiritual-enlightenment state of consciousness to get a girlfriend. "Once thou shall not need, thou shall have".

There are TONS of people in relationships with low self esteem, dependency issues, boring life, personality defects, etc. Those people just get to work through their problems together, rather than alone.
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Practice is literally the best help. Go socialize and work through the anxiety. Afterwards, think about if there were any lost opportunities and pat yourself on the back for things you did that seemed good.
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Nah, I'm only smarter than the OP
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Imagine sitting there every birthday hoping some miracle happens with some girl.
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Be yourself as in, be honest with a girl. As guys we tend to try to do the things we think the girl will like, but just act in accordance to how you'd normally act in other scenarios as opposed to how you act when you're trying to garner interest from a girl.
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I probably wont care about Kingdom Hearts 3 by the time it actually releases. More likely, I'll be dead.
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Turbam posted...

dear moderators of gamefaqs.gamespot.com, the phrase "bad bitch" is in no way meant to be an insult, it generally refers to the fact that they look like someone that you wouldn't mess with.

This is the kind of humor I used at 12 years old
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8/10 internet standards, 10/10 irl standards
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To be honest, if you're the kinda guy that doesn't get matches often, she's probably not going to respond to you. I'm not saying that from a higher position either, I'm uggo too. I've gotten matches but like, barely any conversations at all ever. The best conversation I got, the girl didn't even wanna meet up. It's like, why even match if you dont wanna meet up
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If anything sometimes hot girls are a reason for me to come in work (pun intended)
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I think the 3rd girl in the OP is cute
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Blue_Inigo posted...

Persona 5

I have no clue why this would be any different than my other experiences. I got bored of Paper Mario TTYD, I got bored of Chrono Trigger, I got bored of Lisa, I got bored of Namco X Capcom (which isn't even fully traditional), I haven't like Pokemon for like 2 decades, so yeah.
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Tmk posted...

But

Bruh I'm gonna be honest, I have no clue what this post said.

An SRPG in real time would be an RTS because, you have multiple units you manage (most with different attributes) where its your job to get them into range for their attacks/abilities (what happens turn by turn in an SRPG), you have to stay out of range of enemies (but in real time via clicking your units around instead of taking turns to move them to different tiles), you have positional terrain advantages (sky units, ground units, burrowed, etc), you have research and tech that you upgrade in real time via buildings (which happens outside of battles in SRPGS), and you have cooldowns on special abilities (in RTS, it's a timer, in SPRG, it's a turn count).
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Tmk posted...

The closest they could probably get to real time combat is some freakish chimera of mechanics like Resonance of Fate where I don't even know how to describe its combat system.

An SRPG in real time would simply be an RTS.
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They suck. They are so incredibly boring. I have no idea how they survived this long. It's like, the most detached form of gameplay you could possibly have in a game.

I think it's interesting in SRPGs. I like XCOM. But I simply cannot play traditional turn based games. I've tried my best to like them, but I couldn't do it. It's so incredibly boring and pointless. The Mario & Luigi RPG games is probably the most fun I've had playing a turn based RPG.
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Sami1000 posted...

Did he got arrested for nudity or making noise? If its the former, who the fuck calls police because someone is wiggling their dick in their own home?

"Officer..."
"what's wrong, sir?"
"I saw...i saw a penis!"
*gasp* "we'll be there asap! Do you need an ambulance?"
"I don't know" *sniff sniff*
"We'll send an ambulance too"

Idk man, I once saw a penis wiggling. I've never been the same ever since.
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Lol

Good luck to anyone that tries making free porn illegal. Seriously, good luck.
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southcoast09 posted...

Mankind has mutated over the ages. Weve grown much larger, for example.

Ugh. I hate this notion of evolution that people have. People were always able to be this big. We just got better at using nutrition optimally. If you took a caveman baby and grew him up here, he'd be just as tall as whatever region he was from.

Same thing with Olympic times for sprinting and stuff. It's not that humans are getting physically better. It's that we just find better ways to train.
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Also it being a hat makes the mushroom powerup (and boost in Mario Kart) a lot less creepy.
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After seeing these Sticker Star pics, I'm pretty sure it's just a hat.

Otherwise, the police Toad would have a much rounder hat. That just looks like a normal officer shaped hat.

And why else would the Purple Pigtail Toad have her hair coming out the top, but the other Toads with hair have it coming from underneath the hat?

Just the way all the other hair is shaped looks like the Mushroom head is something that's on their head. The hair is drawn in a way where it looks like there's more underneath.
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The first pussy you ever are inside of is your mom's. Just like how the first dick you ever suck is your dad's.
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'Reason' is the stuff we tell ourselves to make our emotions morally justified.
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It's a waste to have Eminem on the poll. He's obviously the pick.
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Dogs are higher effort but higher reward, cats are lower effort and lower reward.

Cat vs dog is not only introvert vs extrovert, but also like, are you willing to put more care in to get more out of it.
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